Harumph. I would like to proclaim one Scarlett Ace as a out and out wench. I have known her for twelve years - that's right, TWELVE - and I talk to her on nearly a daily basis. However, I find out about her love life the way everyone else does - Via Her Blog.

This is quite obviously despicable behaviour, and my feelings are muchly hurt.

After all, don't I share all with her? What happened to good ol' reciprocity?

Like I said, harumph.