Quote of the weekend:

Can we just stick this spoon down my throat, so I can start gagging on it?

This is only funny because I didn't say it, but crankypants did, in response to the horrible conversation by the people next to us at dinner. (Yes, we were eavesdropping. But they deserved it, they eavesdropped on us first.) Who knew he had an inner Valley Girl? He's not even from California.