Via Daily Candy:

My pet fat

It comes with a feeding instruction booklet. Are the instructions for your eating habits, or for the fat? Does it grow? Ew, it would be so gross if it did. You can also, according to the website, use it as a centerpiece. A ugly translucent yellow blob on your dining room table. Yes, it might actually work and make me not want to eat. At least, not at the table.