Online adventures, continued.

I still have not responded to the post from Mr. Literal, primarily because I just don't know what to say at this point.

There are two choices.

1. I continue the charade of absolute brainlessness, and respond along the lines of "Engineer? I love trains! I think trains are so sexy!" It's really hurting my ego, to pretend to have the IQ of a rock, but the sacrifice might be needed.
   
2. I call him out for the moron that he is, and explain that I do know what salsa is, I do know how allergies present (having taken a, yes, 10-week seminar on allergies last year), and that he should stop being a pedophile and stick to people his own age.

Oh wait. There's a third option. That I just don't respond. But that's not as fun.

What to do, what to do?