I must be sick...

...for in a 50 hour time span, I bought not only a seersucker skirt (which makes crankypants super-excited, 'cause he says we can match when gets his seersucker suit), but I have also bought my first-ever plane ticket to the midwest.

Next thing you know, I'll be wearing overalls and working on a farm in Arkansas. Oh wait, that was The Simple Life. And I'm not Paris Hilton nor Nicole Richie. Phew. I was even more worried there for a second. So hard to keep reality and TV straight.