Why I need someone to watch over me..

..Because, really, even though it's one of your closest friend's birthday and all, did you really feel the need to consume the majority of a magnum of pinot grigio? And then open up another bottle? Really? On an empty stomach?

Because this means that drunk you will just go home and decide that everyone needs a long long email written in French. Just because you miss Paris and France doesn't mean that everyone else does. As a matter of fact, most of your friends don't even read French. Oops.

But then you have go to work the next day. And that's just never a good idea with a hangover. Silly silly girl.

Well, it's time to see if those little hangover candies bought at Whole Foods work. Report on those later.