Moping is bad. Too bad I'm so good at it. But in an effort to help the healing process, this is where I'll be for the weekend. That's right, back to Katie's beach house. Which is what original plans were, anyway. We'll get drunk with her father; that's always fun. He always has some new cocktail he wants to try on us. And yes, I'm petty. I hope that fuckwit (crankypants's new name) has a miserable weekend, as he was supposed to join us. Because really, nothing can beat the resort that is Katie's beach house, especially when her father is there and takes care of us.

Happy 4th of July!