Yeah, another horoscope update (because my last paper before break is due at 4PM today yet I am still procrastinating).

I know, my horoscope is only interesting to me. See if I care.

If given the choice between something old and something new, it's always more exciting to pick the latter. This is the time to drop your inhibitions and your reservations and really be willing to experiment! In the past you've been too worried about safety precautions and what-ifs to truly let yourself go and experience all that life has to offer, but something inside of you is telling you to go for it today. Of course, if you just can't bring yourself to throw caution to the wind entirely, don't force yourself. Fun is completely what you make it.

Hmmm. They are not telling me to be bi for awhile, are they? Because really, I'm not so into that. Or are they telling me to choose a guy who goes against my type. Hahahaha. That's not going to happen either.

Or maybe it doesn't even relate to guys. Perhaps they're telling me that you can turn in a shitty paper! Stop being a perfectionist! After all, another horoscope for today reads:

You don't have to do a perfect job. Really good is good enough.

Hello, they're talking to a Virgo here. What do you mean, "don't have to do a perfect job"? I don't understand those words.